ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FORGIVE ME BUT THIS HAS TO BE DONE IN CAPS..

BECAUSE I AM HUGELY DISAPPOINTED BY SERVICE IN SINGAPORE...

THE THING IS.. THEY EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND.. BUT WE KEEP ALL THE BRAGGING STUFF ABOUT US BEING SO EFFICIENT AND ALL THAT LA DIDA..

HONESTLY. FALL OVER AND HIT A TREE OR SOMETHING.. ITS A HIDEOUS SCAB ON THE IMAGE THAT IS BUILT UP IN ALL OTHERS MINDS. AND ALOT OF EXPATRIATES ARE SAYING SINGAPORE IS A BRILLIANT PLACE COS THEY COULD HIRE SOMEONE TO DO STUFF FOR THEM.. AND COME ON.. TO BE DEADLY HONEST.. IF YOU ARE RICH.. ITS FINE HERE.. COS.. MONEY REALLY DOES MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND.. BUT THE THING IS.. IN A COUNTRY THAT WHIPS ITS CITIZENS ON THEIR BACKS TO TOIL ALONG AND DRAG-ON FOR THE ECONOMY.. ITS EFFICIENCY IS APPALLING...


I DUN NORMALLY GET CHEESED OFF AND YELL AND PPLE.. I NORMALLY WOULD PUMMLE THEM TO PULP FIRST.. THEN STAB THEM.. THEN YELL AT THEM..BUT TODAY IT WAS SERIOUSLY THE LAST STRAW... I CALLED A CERTAIN COMPANY S*****B ABOUT SOME SERVICES.. AND BECAUSE OF SOME BLITHERING BUFFOON BLABBING SOME BLIGHTY BONKERS BICKERED BOLLOCKS THROUGH THE BLOODY PHONE..AND ITS SOME CUSTOMER SERVICE "HOTLINE" MUST BE SO HOT.. COS I CALLED IT ALMOST 7 TIMES IN 30 MINUTES AND CAN'T GET THROUGH..AND EACH TIME I CALL.. I HAVE TO WAIT FOR SOME NUMBNUTS TO TALK ME THROUGH WHICH BUTTON TO PRESS AND THE LATEST PROMO.. AND AFTER LIKE A THOUSAND BUTTONS LATER.. SORRY.. ALL OUT CUSTOMER SERVICE OFFICERS ARE CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE.. PRESS ONE TO HAVE US GET BACK TO YOU... OR HANG UP TO END THE CALL.

DO YOU BLOODY THINK I CALLED YOU SO MANY BLOODY TIMES TO FUCKIN HANG UP???

DO I LOOK LIKE A BLOODY HUMPBACK MARSHMALLOW STUMP TO YOU?

WAT SORT OF BLARDY HOTLINE IS THAT?

IS HOTLINE MORE LIKE BOLLOCKS LINE FOR PETE'S BLOODY SAKES..

I'M NOT SOME ANAL ANORANK MOANING ABOUT ALL THIS CRAP.. BUT THE LAST TIME I CALLED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT AN AWARD WINING DESIGN MP3 PLAYER..I GOT THE SAME BLEEDING DIDDLY AND DOO-DAH..

FOR HOLY MOTHER OF GOSH SAKES.. DONOT CALL IT A HOT LINE UN LESS.. ITS A I CALL YOU PICK UP THING.. AND IF YOU WANT TO PROVIDE ANY FORM OF CUSTOMER SERVICE.. PROVIDE THE BLOODY CUSTOMER SERVICE.


OTHER WISE.. GO SCREW YOURSELVES.